Prophet Mboro Claims Jesus Has A Hot Young Black Xhosa Wife In Heaven By The Southern Daily South Africa
Prophet Mboro, the man who made international
headlines last week after his followers claimed he
was ‘abducted’ by God during and Easter service
and taken to heaven is back in the news again.
Upon return, the man of cloth claimed he took
pictures of heaven using his Samsung Galaxy S5
Smartphone.
GOOD HEAVENS!!! Mboro has the whole world
shocked
His spokesperson proceeded to announce that the
church would be selling the heavenly pictures for
R5,000 each.
Well, there is a huge twist in the story now!
Reports claim that in the first Sunday service
which he gave today, the Prophet described
heaven to his followers.
Whilst this is considerably normal, given that his
followers and the world have been itching to hear
what the man’s heaven experience was like, it is
the nature of his claims that have shocked the
entire world, AGAIN.
HEAVEN SELFIE? The first picture released by the
church, which they claim is of the Prophet in
heaven.
The most outstanding of the revelations was that
Jesus Christ, the Lord and Saviour of the
Christian Religion, has a young hot forever young
ebony wife.
The Prophet said, “I saw heaven and it is a
surprise. Jesus for example, has a beautiful
Xhosa wife. She is young, hot, and extremely
attractive”
In near Davinci style, the Prophet will have
incensed many by his claims.
Christians generally do not want to believe their
lord had sex / has sex, as Leonardo Davinci
claims in the Davinci Code
Indeed history does depict that Christ probably
had a wife, and enjoyed sexual relations with
Mary Magdalene.
Could this young Xhosa number be Mrs Jesus?
Prophet Mboro certainly thinks so
But Mboro’s claims will cause controversy.
Especially because the wife is not only a wife, but
a “young black xhosa wife”
Zulus are going to be extremely angry, as to why
Jesus did not take a Zulu number.
While most of the other tribes in South Africa are
angry Jesus has a wife to begin with.
Since Mboro says he took pictures with his
Galaxy Smartphone, we will wait to see pictures
of his wife.
The Southern Daily South Africa
headlines last week after his followers claimed he
was ‘abducted’ by God during and Easter service
and taken to heaven is back in the news again.
Upon return, the man of cloth claimed he took
pictures of heaven using his Samsung Galaxy S5
Smartphone.
GOOD HEAVENS!!! Mboro has the whole world
shocked
His spokesperson proceeded to announce that the
church would be selling the heavenly pictures for
R5,000 each.
Well, there is a huge twist in the story now!
Reports claim that in the first Sunday service
which he gave today, the Prophet described
heaven to his followers.
Whilst this is considerably normal, given that his
followers and the world have been itching to hear
what the man’s heaven experience was like, it is
the nature of his claims that have shocked the
entire world, AGAIN.
HEAVEN SELFIE? The first picture released by the
church, which they claim is of the Prophet in
heaven.
The most outstanding of the revelations was that
Jesus Christ, the Lord and Saviour of the
Christian Religion, has a young hot forever young
ebony wife.
The Prophet said, “I saw heaven and it is a
surprise. Jesus for example, has a beautiful
Xhosa wife. She is young, hot, and extremely
attractive”
In near Davinci style, the Prophet will have
incensed many by his claims.
Christians generally do not want to believe their
lord had sex / has sex, as Leonardo Davinci
claims in the Davinci Code
Indeed history does depict that Christ probably
had a wife, and enjoyed sexual relations with
Mary Magdalene.
Could this young Xhosa number be Mrs Jesus?
Prophet Mboro certainly thinks so
But Mboro’s claims will cause controversy.
Especially because the wife is not only a wife, but
a “young black xhosa wife”
Zulus are going to be extremely angry, as to why
Jesus did not take a Zulu number.
While most of the other tribes in South Africa are
angry Jesus has a wife to begin with.
Since Mboro says he took pictures with his
Galaxy Smartphone, we will wait to see pictures
of his wife.
The Southern Daily South Africa
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