Its been a while FNN posted a parody interview….but this
time we are back and we also gonna commit dishing out
weekly parody interviews to our fans ..enjoy
FNN: A very good morning to you sir
SAF : Good morning laddie
FNN: It is an honor to interview you sir. Your reputation
precedes you as one of the greatest managers of all time
SAF : Yes Yes. Though Mourinho and that New Van Gaal
man might disagree. Laughable
FNN: Sir, off record. We would like to know what influenced
your choice of David Moyes as Successor
SAF :
FNN: Oh I see. Whatever you say Sir. Now, we’d like to talk
about your stance on the recent proclamations of a
Bearded Nigerian Prophet who proclaimed that Manchester
United will not win a game this season.
SAF : Normally I don’t believe in things like this………but
after witnessing the Champions League final in 1999,
anything is possible
FNN: So what does the Club plan to do about this?
SEE ALSO: “MANCHESTER UNITED WONT WIN ANY GAME
THIS SEASON” – TB JOSHUA
SAF : Well, we have concluded plans already. I will be flying
to Lagos, Nigeria in the coming week.
FNN: WHAT? WHY?
SAF: What do you mean What Why? Do you think we are
playing here?! This man said we will not win a SINGLE
GAME this season! After spending money on Di Maria?
Falcao? Shaw? Herera? The Blind Guy? WHY IS VAN GAAL
PAYING 14 MILLION FOR A BLIND GU…..
FNN: Sir he is not blind. His name is Daley Bl….
SAF : My Friend Shut up before I slap you into FErgie Time.
Don’t interrupt me.
FNN: Apologies Sir
SAF : Good. Bottomline, the ticket has been bought. My
Ebola kit is ready. My Anti-Boko Haram Kit is ready. I shall
be in Nigeria next week to beg that Joshua Man.
SEE ALSO: LOUIS VAN GAAL KICKS ASHLEY YOUNG’S
HEAD IN TRAINING
FNN: Beg? Why would you be begging him? It’s not like he
placed a curse on Manchester United
SAF : What do you think it was? That was a full blown
curse! We can’t take any chances after spending so much
money in the transfer market. We might even make a bid
for him. I called Ed Woodward to make a $23 million bid for
TB Joshua. So we can have him on our side.
FNN: That is a great idea
SAF: I know. I know
FNN: It was great having you sir
SAF : My Pleasure.
From fakenaija news
time we are back and we also gonna commit dishing out
weekly parody interviews to our fans ..enjoy
FNN: A very good morning to you sir
SAF : Good morning laddie
FNN: It is an honor to interview you sir. Your reputation
precedes you as one of the greatest managers of all time
SAF : Yes Yes. Though Mourinho and that New Van Gaal
man might disagree. Laughable
FNN: Sir, off record. We would like to know what influenced
your choice of David Moyes as Successor
SAF :
FNN: Oh I see. Whatever you say Sir. Now, we’d like to talk
about your stance on the recent proclamations of a
Bearded Nigerian Prophet who proclaimed that Manchester
United will not win a game this season.
SAF : Normally I don’t believe in things like this………but
after witnessing the Champions League final in 1999,
anything is possible
FNN: So what does the Club plan to do about this?
SEE ALSO: “MANCHESTER UNITED WONT WIN ANY GAME
THIS SEASON” – TB JOSHUA
SAF : Well, we have concluded plans already. I will be flying
to Lagos, Nigeria in the coming week.
FNN: WHAT? WHY?
SAF: What do you mean What Why? Do you think we are
playing here?! This man said we will not win a SINGLE
GAME this season! After spending money on Di Maria?
Falcao? Shaw? Herera? The Blind Guy? WHY IS VAN GAAL
PAYING 14 MILLION FOR A BLIND GU…..
FNN: Sir he is not blind. His name is Daley Bl….
SAF : My Friend Shut up before I slap you into FErgie Time.
Don’t interrupt me.
FNN: Apologies Sir
SAF : Good. Bottomline, the ticket has been bought. My
Ebola kit is ready. My Anti-Boko Haram Kit is ready. I shall
be in Nigeria next week to beg that Joshua Man.
SEE ALSO: LOUIS VAN GAAL KICKS ASHLEY YOUNG’S
HEAD IN TRAINING
FNN: Beg? Why would you be begging him? It’s not like he
placed a curse on Manchester United
SAF : What do you think it was? That was a full blown
curse! We can’t take any chances after spending so much
money in the transfer market. We might even make a bid
for him. I called Ed Woodward to make a $23 million bid for
TB Joshua. So we can have him on our side.
FNN: That is a great idea
SAF: I know. I know
FNN: It was great having you sir
SAF : My Pleasure.
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